tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36788469696442886232024-02-19T18:49:25.497-06:00.Things I Hear In The Hallway.These are real quotes from real students I work with everyday.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger308125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-50393680166297164282013-05-28T13:00:00.000-05:002013-05-28T13:00:27.167-05:00.turning 18.Lunch Table<br />
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6th grader: "These are the three things that I want to do when I turn 18:<br />
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1. (turns to friend) Patent our invention.<br />
2. Trademark and Copyright my name.<br />
3. If I don't have it already, get my driver's license."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-720904663641173062013-04-19T14:29:00.001-05:002013-04-19T14:29:46.301-05:00.elementary my dear mustache.6th grader: "You should grow your mustache real big and find someone with a big coat and you get a pipe so you can say, "Elementary kind sir, elementary."<br />
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Me: "I love everything you just said."<br />
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6th grader: (looking off into space) "Elementary kind sir, it was elementary."<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-49987748331679476832013-04-16T13:04:00.000-05:002013-04-16T13:04:34.902-05:00.the cleanest place.Lunch Table<br />
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Me: "Where did you go over break?"<br />
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6th grader: "Disney World."<br />
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Me: "What was the most memorable thing about Disney World?"<br />
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6th grader: "I saw maybe three trash cans the entire time and it was so clean! I mean really so clean!"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-39400234318391598752013-04-16T13:02:00.002-05:002013-04-16T13:02:55.901-05:00.mustache.Lunch Table<br />
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A 6th grader has a light mustache.<br />
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Me: "You have a nice mustache!"<br />
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6th grader: "Thanks!"<br />
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Me: "Can you do me a favor and come back next year and be a 7th grader with a mustache?!"<br />
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6th grader: "If my Mom doesn't shave it, I will!"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-71457869799441865602013-04-04T14:52:00.005-05:002013-04-04T14:52:56.103-05:00<i>Soccer Field</i><br />
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A student runs up to me out of breath.<br />
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6th grader: "I farted four times on my way over here. What time is it?"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-36344393957792820232013-04-01T13:09:00.002-05:002013-04-01T13:09:33.982-05:00.spring break.Lunch Room<br />
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Me: "What are your plans for Spring Break?"<br />
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6th grader: "I'm going to Costa Rica. My goal is to see some monkeys. Well, that is my goal on every vacation."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-89928127605009321062013-03-04T14:45:00.002-06:002013-03-04T14:45:39.915-06:00.lemon squares.<br />
6th grader 1: "My favorite dessert right now is Lemon Squares."<br />
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6th grader 2: "LEMON SQUARES?! Don't they feed those to horses?!"<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-17450352482792762422013-02-14T13:41:00.001-06:002013-02-14T13:41:55.025-06:00.rockin valentine.Valentine from one student to another<br />
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6th Grader: "Thank you for bringing me into old rock 'n roll!"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-60937735302557765922013-02-13T15:56:00.001-06:002013-02-13T15:56:37.975-06:00.6th grade Valentine.Found on a 6th grade valentine<br />
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Girl to a Boy:<br />
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"Your eyes remind me of two bunnies running through a field."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-62679305264330345612013-01-29T15:44:00.000-06:002013-01-29T15:44:15.616-06:00.just add rain.6th grader: "If you add rain noises to a sad song, it makes the song a lot more sadder."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-87010453704165746882013-01-18T14:39:00.000-06:002013-01-18T14:39:09.220-06:00.and i'm telling you now.Lunch Room<br />
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2nd Grader: (out of breath) "I just farted and I'm telling you now."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-15012878400178230422013-01-08T14:34:00.001-06:002013-01-08T14:34:16.297-06:00.internet picture posts.Lunch Room<br />
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3rd Grader 1: "I am asking my Mom if I can get Instagram."<br />
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3rd Grader 2: (Guffaws) "GOOD LUCK."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-88455436199500086892012-12-18T12:00:00.004-06:002012-12-18T12:00:47.338-06:00.geography. (guest submission)<br />
1st Grader (to Teacher): "Where are you from?"<br />
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Teacher: "Finland."<br />
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1st Grader: "Oh man, I was SO close!"<br />
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Teacher: "Where did you think I was from?"<br />
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1st Grader: "I thought you were from Mexico."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-72614115234673665352012-12-05T14:28:00.002-06:002012-12-05T14:28:34.502-06:00.hair cut.6th grader 1: "You got a haircut!!!"<br />
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Me: "I did."<br />
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6th grader 1: "You look like Tin Tin!"<br />
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Me: "Oh yeah? Thank you."<br />
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6th grader 2: "You look like a 1950s cop, but the 'bad cop'."<br />
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Me: : "Thank you!"<br />
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(This is Tin Tin)<br />
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6th grader walks up with a bag.<br />
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Me: "What is in the bag?"<br />
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6th grader: "Another bag."<br />
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Me: "Oh, like one of those Russian dolls. A bag inside a bag, inside a bag, inside a bag..."<br />
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Another 6th grader: (with a mouthful of Rice Krispie Treat) "BAGCEPTION!"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-6358731107751288602012-11-28T15:32:00.000-06:002012-11-28T15:32:00.611-06:00.sweet smell.Playground<br />
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5 year old: "You smell sweet! Why is that?!"<br />
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Me: "It is probably my deodorant."<br />
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5 year old: "Deodorant? Boys don't wear deodorant!"<br />
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Me: "Some do."<br />
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5 year old: (pause) "You right."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-35478599950311382722012-11-07T21:53:00.001-06:002012-11-07T21:53:07.539-06:00.drinkypoo.lunch room<br />
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6th grader (pouring chocolate milk into sprite): (to me) "You want to try some of this?"<br />
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Me: "What do you call that?"<br />
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6th grader: "A Snow Goblin."<br />
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(he drank the whole thing)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-74029733083321974512012-11-06T15:16:00.002-06:002012-11-06T15:16:30.439-06:00.tools of the trade.Computer Lab<div>
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6th grader 1: "You are our only hope, can you fix our computer? It is frozen on a page.</div>
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6th grader 2: "Yeah, sure! I will need a brass hammer and a meat cleaver."</div>
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6th grader 1: ...............</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-56235260524615335272012-10-31T16:36:00.000-05:002012-10-31T16:36:09.379-05:00.robocop.5 year old walks up to me with sweatpants, t-shirt, and a police hat on.<br />
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Me to a 5 year old: "What are you suppose to be?"<br />
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5 year old: "A robot."<br />
<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-1464373347854868862012-10-31T12:57:00.000-05:002012-10-31T12:57:28.101-05:00.33.Me (to a group of students): "Have you guys hit the age where you don't go trick or treating?"<br />
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Everyone: "No!"<br />
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6th grader: "You don't stop trick or treating until you are 33."<br />
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Me: "What happens when you turn 33?"<br />
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6th grader: "That is when you go as a 'sexy lion'."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-46304532462099859352012-10-31T12:55:00.001-05:002012-10-31T12:55:54.634-05:00.local.Commenting on my mustache and wolf shirt as my halloween costume:<br />
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6th grader: "You are a dime a dozen in Maine."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-76310167747943277152012-10-24T12:44:00.001-05:002012-10-24T12:44:20.572-05:00.slow it down.6th grader: "You know how at the end of the debate where they say what Obama said wasn't true and what Romney said wasn't true? What if they slowed the debate down to check on those things?"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-64248838943877921162012-10-24T09:49:00.001-05:002012-10-24T09:49:17.027-05:00.elevation. Computer Lab<br />
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Teacher: "What should we use here?"<br />
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6th grader: "A tall comma."<br />
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Teacher: "A tall comma?"<br />
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6th grader: "An apostrophe."<br />
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Teacher: "Yes. A tall comma."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-43095047805284900162012-10-23T14:08:00.002-05:002012-10-23T14:08:31.285-05:00.pre.Lunch Room<br />
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6th grader to me: "I just ran the mile in 8 minutes and 45 seconds in Khakis!!!"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678846969644288623.post-67269008169015605672012-10-19T14:37:00.000-05:002012-10-19T14:37:38.140-05:00.too many people at this house.At the end of the day a student played Justin Bieber's 'Beauty and the Beat' music video.<br />
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Halfway through the video the quietest 8th grader in the class says, "Who are these people?!"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1