.turning 18.

Lunch Table

6th grader: "These are the three things that I want to do when I turn 18:

                             1. (turns to friend) Patent our invention.
                             2. Trademark and Copyright my name.
                             3. If I don't have it already, get my driver's license."

.elementary my dear mustache.

6th grader: "You should grow your mustache real big and find someone with a big coat and you get a pipe so you can say, "Elementary kind sir, elementary."


Me: "I love everything you just said."

6th grader: (looking off into space) "Elementary kind sir, it was elementary."

.the cleanest place.

Lunch Table

Me: "Where did you go over break?"

6th grader: "Disney World."

Me: "What was the most memorable thing about Disney World?"

6th grader: "I saw maybe three trash cans the entire time and it was so clean! I mean really so clean!"

.mustache.

Lunch Table

A 6th grader has a light mustache.

Me: "You have a nice mustache!"

6th grader: "Thanks!"

Me: "Can you do me a favor and come back next year and be a 7th grader with a mustache?!"

6th grader: "If my Mom doesn't shave it, I will!"

Soccer Field

A student runs up to me out of breath.

6th grader: "I farted four times on my way over here. What time is it?"

.spring break.

Lunch Room

Me: "What are your plans for Spring Break?"

6th grader: "I'm going to Costa Rica. My goal is to see some monkeys. Well, that is my goal on every vacation."

.lemon squares.

6th grader 1: "My favorite dessert right now is Lemon Squares."

6th grader 2: "LEMON SQUARES?! Don't they feed those to horses?!"

.rockin valentine.

Valentine from one student to another

6th Grader: "Thank you for bringing me into old rock 'n roll!"