.have a good summer.

Some students asked if they could sign my yearbook. I said yes. This is what I got back.

.new product.

Middle School Computer Lab

students are talking about the new Apple operating system coming out.


Me: "Did you hear about the new operating OSX Squirrel? It is suppose to be really fast and have GREAT storage."

(silence)

(I walk out of the room with both hands raised and index fingers up)

Me: "LEAVING ON A HIGH NOTE."

.water DJ.

school courtyard


6th grader is gargling water, humming some song.

Me: "Do you take requests?"

6th grader nods his head yes

Me: "How about Living On A Prayer by Bon Jovi?"

6th grader starts gargling the chorus on perfect pitch.

Me: "Oh yeah! How about More Than A Feeling by Boston?"

6th grader starts gargling the chorus on perfect pitch.

Me: "Oh yeah! Okay, how about Firework by Katy Perry?"

6th grader: (spits water out) "Nope."

.on your mark get set.

Lunch Table

6th grader to me: "What is your mile time?"

Me: "18 minutes."

6th grader: "WHAT?!"

Me: "Running or walking?"

6th grader: "Running."

Me: "17 minutes."

6th grader: (in a shrill) "WWHHHAAAAAAATTTTTT?!"

.sound check.

Middle School Computer Lab

7th grader to me: "Are you in a band?"

Me: "No, do I look like I'm in a band?"

7th grader: "No. Well, kind of."

Me: "Thanks"

7th grader: "Well, no, I take it back."