.be gone.

2:20pm

Middle School Hallway

7th grader to me: "YOU ARE TOO TALL FOR THIS SCHOOL!"

Me: "What do you mean?!"

7th grader: "THIS SCHOOL IS FULL OF SHORT PEOPLE, THEN THERE IS YOU!"

back from summer vacation

Hey followers,

Just wanted to let you know that we have two days until the start of the 2010-2011 school year. Looking forward to anonymously documenting this group of amazing students here at the school I work at.

Just to remind everyone, these are real students and real quotes.

begin!

.plot is key.

English Classroom

2:15p

watching the movie, 'Help!'

6th grader 1: "This movie is so weird"

6th grader 2: "So you know what the movie is about!"

love memory

8th grade hallway

1:35 pm

8th grader 1: "We are married! We are married!"

8th grader 2: "What?! No we aren't!"

8th grader 1: "Yes we are, remember? I found the ring!!"

.get over here.

8th grade hallway

1:15 pm

8th grader: "Do you need a hug?!"

Me: "Yeah, thank you."

8th grader: (in high voice) "I am good with these things!!"

.read the label.

8:35 am

eating bagels outside of school

6th grader 1: "It is like when you read the back of a soy milk container and it says '300 calories'. You're like WHAT?!"

6th grader 2: "Oh Yeah! I want to read a label one day and I want it to just say, 'rat milk'."

.hideous.

Lunch Room

8:35 am

Me: "Did you get a hair cut?"

6th grader 1: "No"

Me: "Hmm, your hair looks shorter.."

6th grader 2: "You were bearable to look at in third grade."

Me: "So what are you saying now?"

6th grader 2: "I just stated the obvious."

.CSI: Murder Photo.

Homeroom

8:25 am

The teacher is showing pictures of her childhood. One of the pictures is a baby rabbit sitting next to a doll in doll house.

6th grader: "That looks like a murder photo!"

Me: "What kind of movies are you watching?!"

6th grader: (laughs) "I don't know, but these look like murder photos!!"