.geography. (guest submission)

1st Grader (to Teacher): "Where are you from?"

Teacher: "Finland."

1st Grader: "Oh man, I was SO close!"

Teacher: "Where did you think I was from?"

1st Grader: "I thought you were from Mexico."

.hair cut.

6th grader 1: "You got a haircut!!!"

Me: "I did."

6th grader 1: "You look like Tin Tin!"

Me: "Oh yeah? Thank you."

6th grader 2: "You look like a 1950s cop, but the 'bad cop'."

Me: : "Thank you!"

(This is Tin Tin)

.inside that inside that inside that.

Lunch Room

6th grader walks up with a bag.

Me: "What is in the bag?"

6th grader: "Another bag."

Me: "Oh, like one of those Russian dolls. A bag inside a bag, inside a bag, inside a bag..."

Another 6th grader: (with a mouthful of Rice Krispie Treat) "BAGCEPTION!"

.sweet smell.

Playground

5 year old: "You smell sweet! Why is that?!"

Me: "It is probably my deodorant."

5 year old: "Deodorant? Boys don't wear deodorant!"

Me: "Some do."

5 year old: (pause) "You right."

.drinkypoo.

lunch room


6th grader (pouring chocolate milk into sprite): (to me) "You want to try some of this?"

Me: "What do you call that?"

6th grader: "A Snow Goblin."

(he drank the whole thing)

.tools of the trade.

Computer Lab

6th grader 1: "You are our only hope, can you fix our computer? It is frozen on a page.

6th grader 2: "Yeah, sure! I will need a brass hammer and a meat cleaver."

6th grader 1: ...............

.robocop.

5 year old walks up to me with sweatpants, t-shirt, and a police hat on.

Me to a 5 year old: "What are you suppose to be?"

5 year old: "A robot."

.33.

Me (to a group of students): "Have you guys hit the age where you don't go trick or treating?"

Everyone: "No!"

6th grader: "You don't stop trick or treating until you are 33."

Me: "What happens when you turn 33?"

6th grader: "That is when you go as a 'sexy lion'."