Pizza. Pizza.

At the lunch table.

Me: "I love Home Run Inn Pizza."

6th grader: "It's the best, by far the best pizza ever!"

Me: "All I need is a Home Run Inn Pizza and a good movie. Lock the doors and I'm all set.

6th grader: "Yeah, you know what the best movie is? .... Taken. He is on the phone with his daughter and some guys come in and take her and she is under the bed hiding and she says, 'I think they are gone', they're not! He beats up so many guys."

Me: "but you had a Home Run Inn Pizza, right?!"

6th grader: Yeah, I ate the whole thing....... he kills a guy like every two minutes in the movie."