6th grader: "Once we were at this restaurant in Austria.......I mean Indiana and they brought out this dessert tray that had legitimately 8 pounds of cheese on it. I ate so much. The next day, I had to go to the bathroom so bad, but I couldn't go. I was constipated. My Mom went got laxatives....I took five. That night as I was getting into our mini-van, I pooped myself (starts laughing). It was crazy!"
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beyond my favorite. HAHAHAHAHA.
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