Lunch Table
6th grader: (to entire table) "There is a law, well, some weird law that says that the jail has to be able to give you whatever you want for your last meal if you are given the death penalty. On your last night of living you are suppose to eat whatever you want, and if they can't get the food you want, you don't have to die. This one time a guy asked for unicorn eggs and pixie dust. He didn't have to die. This is true, I swear to you I saw it somewhere."
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