Lunch Table
6th grader 1: "Would you rather die a fiery death or a nice happy death?"
6th grader 2: "I don't know, probably a nice happy death."
6th grader 1: "But, you are a pyro maniac."
Me: "This changes everything."
(both students look at each other and laugh)
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One of my faves from my students (tenth graders):
ReplyDeleteStudent One: "Why the hell do you have hair all over your?"
Student Two: "Dude, I have dogs!"
Student One: "So do I, but I don't look like Chewbacca's balls!"