Wednesday, April 21, 2010

bug spray

8:15 am
6th grade hallway
(between three 6th graders)

6th grader 1: "You smell like bug spray"

6th grader 2: "You are the second person that has told me that!"

6th grader 3: "I don't wear bug spray, I just wear thick socks."

6th grader 1: (singing in the tune of Black Sabbath's song Iron Man) "I am bug spray man, giving people Cancer in my van."

Me: "Don't go in his van, guys."

(blank stares)

No comments:

Post a Comment