Monday, October 24, 2011

.truth bomb.

Computer Lab after school

7th grader: (looks behind) "I didn't just fart. What?! I just did fart."

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

.ba ba ba.

Study Hall

6th grader doing research on black sheep (the animal)

6th grader: (reading off the computer screen aloud) "There are over a million black sheep in the New Zealand, and they are pissed off."

.exotic cuisine.

Study Hall

6th grader to another 6th grader.

6th grader 1: "What is the most exotic food you have ever eaten?"

6th grader 2: (without hesitating) "Kangaroo."

6th grader 1: "Nice! I have had kangaroo before and dog tongue. Also, a butterfly, a flower, a worm, a cigarette, a caviar staircase, a rock, a hamburger that was really a sorbet, cat, and dung."

The other student isn't fazed by any of the items listed and continues their homework.

Friday, October 14, 2011


2nd Grade Classroom

Class is discussing celebrations that happen in the world.

2nd grader: "People celebrate different ways, except in Texas, they don't."

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

.good nights sleep.

Leaving A Classroom

I go to give a student a high-five as I am leaving.

6th grader: (In a nasally spokesperson voice) "Ask me about my TemperPedic Bed."

.sent to myself.

Computer Lab

7th grader: (in sarcastic voice) "I got an email from myself, how exciting!!"

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

.on the walls.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

.summer plans.

Passing two high school students in the hall.

H.S. student: "I actually spent way more time in a Bed, Bath, and Beyond than I thought."