Thursday, May 26, 2011

.Inside a Spanish Textbook.

We collected Spanish Textbooks today. This is what we found inside one.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

.sight for sore eyes.

Wiffle Ball Field

A teacher bends down to pick up a wiffle ball in the midst of a group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders.

5th grader: "Oh, Come on!"

Teacher: "Did you see something?"

5th grader: "Your crack, dude! Oh, come on!"

Teacher: "Sorry about that."


Friday, May 13, 2011

.forest love.

Middle School Computer Lab

6th graders working on a script for an upcoming play for history.

6th grader: (typing) "I don't know how to say this"

Me: "What are you trying to say?"

6th grader: "These two people were banished to the woods for fourteen years. They came from royal blood. They hated it. They were in love in the woods."

Me: "They didn't have much, but they had each other."

6th grader: "Oh, yeah! THAT IS GOOD!"

Thursday, May 5, 2011

.animal fights.

Lunch Table

6th grader: "Mr. K, who would win in a fight? A boa constrictor or an eagle?"

Me: "Oh, easy! An eagle."

6th grader: "What?! No! Come on, do you watch animal planet at all?!"

Me: "An eagle can swoop in and out and attack the boa constrictor."


.proof you are not a clone.

Lunch Table

Me: "Here is the question guys, if you were cloned and your clone is an evil clone and you were to prove to a loved one that you were not your clone, but in fact your real self and not the evil clone. How would prove yourself to the loved one?"

6th grader 1: "Well, Mr. K, you know if you cloned yourself you would have a baby version of you."

Me: "I see what you're saying. Let us say that we have the science to carbon copy yourself and your evil clone is the same age as you."

6th grader 2: "I would hug them!"

6th grader 3: "I would make a Michael Jackson I.D. card and put it in my pocket before I made the evil clone and show it them."

6th grader 4: "I would put a 'made in the USA' sticker on their stomach."

Me: "I kind of wish this evil clone thing actually happens."

ALL: YEAH!!!!!

.paint it chewy.

Lunch Table

6th grader: "In this Star Wars video game I can create different names for my characters."

Me: "Oh, cool. What are some of the names?"

6th grader: "Windoo is 'weird forehead', because he has a weird forehead. Yoda is 'turd', because he looks like a poop."

Me: "Okay."

6th grader: "And Chewbacca is 'Hairy Mick Jagger'."

(I laugh so hard that the table of 4th graders look over)

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

.just in case.

Middle School Computer Lab

7th grade student walks in with a blanket tied around his waist to resemble a giant diaper.

7th grader: "Check out my man diaper."

Me: "Very nice."

7th grader: (giggling)"Just in case I make a Boom-Boom"