.full house.

Hallway

6th grader to another 6th grader: "Oh, it is okay, my house is FULL of sarcasm. So I get it!"

.lawyer level.

8th grader to me: "You should be a lawyer."

Me: "Why is that?"

8th grader: "I don't know, but I could see you saying, 'you're not on my level!'"

.ethnicity.

Lunch Room

4th grader to 4th grader: "Is Snooki Mexican? Oh, my gosh! I can't believe I just said that!!!"

.choppy chop chop.

Wiffle Ball field

Me: (a student got a hit who rarely gets a hit) "Great chop, bud!"

4th grader: "Chop?! What are you, a hippie from the 80's?!"

.math test.

Teacher: "You had a math test, correct?"

Class: "Yeah, we did"

Teacher: "How did it feel?"

Student: "Like a party in my brain."

.trade in.

7th grader: "If I was given Lake Michigan I would trade it in for 300 weiner dogs."

.not a quitter.

Hallway


8th grader 1: "Are you quitting soccer?"

8th grader 2: "NO! Why does everyone think that?! My Mom threw up this morning. That is why I wasn't at practice!"

.single.

Outside playing wiffle ball


4th grader: "You probably don't have a girlfriend."

Me: "Why do you say that?"

4th grader: "Because you're not hot enough."

Me: "You're playing left field, because of that comment."

4th grader: "COME ON! I WAS JUST KIDDING!!!"

.beard.

5th grader comparing two teacher's beards

5th grader: "His beard is like half homeless and half pimp. Yours is just full bear."