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English Classroom

2:15p

watching the movie, 'Help!'

6th grader 1: "This movie is so weird"

6th grader 2: "So you know what the movie is about!"

love memory

8th grade hallway

1:35 pm

8th grader 1: "We are married! We are married!"

8th grader 2: "What?! No we aren't!"

8th grader 1: "Yes we are, remember? I found the ring!!"

.get over here.

8th grade hallway

1:15 pm

8th grader: "Do you need a hug?!"

Me: "Yeah, thank you."

8th grader: (in high voice) "I am good with these things!!"

.read the label.

8:35 am

eating bagels outside of school

6th grader 1: "It is like when you read the back of a soy milk container and it says '300 calories'. You're like WHAT?!"

6th grader 2: "Oh Yeah! I want to read a label one day and I want it to just say, 'rat milk'."

.hideous.

Lunch Room

8:35 am

Me: "Did you get a hair cut?"

6th grader 1: "No"

Me: "Hmm, your hair looks shorter.."

6th grader 2: "You were bearable to look at in third grade."

Me: "So what are you saying now?"

6th grader 2: "I just stated the obvious."

.CSI: Murder Photo.

Homeroom

8:25 am

The teacher is showing pictures of her childhood. One of the pictures is a baby rabbit sitting next to a doll in doll house.

6th grader: "That looks like a murder photo!"

Me: "What kind of movies are you watching?!"

6th grader: (laughs) "I don't know, but these look like murder photos!!"