.heavy night.

Lunch Table

6th grader: "Have you ever been to Jake's?"

Me: "No, what is that?"

6th grader: "It is this place that sells fatty foods, like burgers and wings."

Me: "Sounds like my kind of place!"

6th grader: "My friend ate there once. He weighed 80 pounds when he ate there. The next day he weighed 95 pounds."

Me: "He gained 15 pounds over night?!"

6th grader: "He had a burger, wings and a half of thing of nachos, but the nachos had like 20 pounds of cheese on it."

Me: "Sounds like my kind of place!"