Tuesday, April 19, 2011

.would you rather.

Lunch Table

6th grader 1: "Would you rather die a fiery death or a nice happy death?"

6th grader 2: "I don't know, probably a nice happy death."

6th grader 1: "But, you are a pyro maniac."

Me: "This changes everything."

(both students look at each other and laugh)

1 comment:

  1. One of my faves from my students (tenth graders):

    Student One: "Why the hell do you have hair all over your?"
    Student Two: "Dude, I have dogs!"
    Student One: "So do I, but I don't look like Chewbacca's balls!"