.baklava with meat.

I am with a group of students brainstorming ideas for meals to make at a community service site

7th grader: "We should make baklava."

Me: "Oh yeah, that sounds great!"

6th grader: "We should put meat in it, too!"

Me: "I think they already make those."

8th grader: (surprised) "Really?!"

Me: "Yeah, they're called Hot Pockets."

Everyone loses it.