.Jornal.

Computer Lab

A student approaches me with a journal and asks me to scan a page from it so he could add it to his personal website.

I said yes.

.vday rush.

Valentines Day

Middle School Hallway

6th grader 1: "I ate so much candy this morning I am shaking."

6th grader 2: "I ate a cookie that was just frosting."

6th grader 3: "My lips are tingly."

.unicorn deuce.

Hallway

a group of students run up to me

6th grader: "Look at my nails"

(they are painted blue and covered in glitter)

Me: "Oh yeah! They look great!"

6th: "It looks like a unicorn pooped on my hand."

.birthday accomplishments.

Lunch Table

6th grader: "It is my birthday today."

Me: "Happy Birthday!! (high five) 12?!"

6th grader: "Yeah."

Me: "Man, that is great! You can do anything. Well, besides drive a car and vote."

6th grader: "That is okay. I am going to Fogo de Chao tonight for dinner."