Lunch Room
I walk up the woman at the cash register with my lunch
Lady: (with Russian accent) "Ok, what do we have today?"
Me: "Just a big salad."
Lady: "A big salad. Just like you!"
Me: "Just like me, but with less olives."
Lady: (stares at me while she puts a napkin on my tray)
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amazing.
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