Wednesday, March 21, 2012

.eat your greens.

Lunch Room

I walk up the woman at the cash register with my lunch

Lady: (with Russian accent) "Ok, what do we have today?"

Me: "Just a big salad."

Lady: "A big salad. Just like you!"

Me: "Just like me, but with less olives."

Lady: (stares at me while she puts a napkin on my tray)

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