.robocop.

5 year old walks up to me with sweatpants, t-shirt, and a police hat on.

Me to a 5 year old: "What are you suppose to be?"

5 year old: "A robot."

.33.

Me (to a group of students): "Have you guys hit the age where you don't go trick or treating?"

Everyone: "No!"

6th grader: "You don't stop trick or treating until you are 33."

Me: "What happens when you turn 33?"

6th grader: "That is when you go as a 'sexy lion'."

.local.

Commenting on my mustache and wolf shirt as my halloween costume:

6th grader: "You are a dime a dozen in Maine."

.slow it down.

6th grader: "You know how at the end of the debate where they say what Obama said wasn't true and what Romney said wasn't true? What if they slowed the debate down to check on those things?"

.elevation.

Computer Lab

Teacher: "What should we use here?"

6th grader: "A tall comma."

Teacher: "A tall comma?"

6th grader: "An apostrophe."

Teacher: "Yes. A tall comma."

.pre.

Lunch Room

6th grader to me: "I just ran the mile in 8 minutes and 45 seconds in Khakis!!!"

.too many people at this house.

At the end of the day a student played Justin Bieber's 'Beauty and the Beat' music video.

Halfway through the video the quietest 8th grader in the class says, "Who are these people?!"

.let them play.

On the field during lunchtime

6th grader to an 8th grader: "LET THE KID PLAY, HE IS ONLY EIGHT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!"

.popcorn guns.

Lunch Room

We were talking about movies.

6th grader: "The weirdest movie I have ever seen is a movie called, "Clowns From Outer Space." They have popcorn guns and they wrap people up in cotton candy before they eat them."

.ice dancing.

Recess

I walk up on a group of students huddled around two students dancing

Me: "What is going on here? A ballet fight?"

6th grader: "No. Figure Skating fight. Figure. Skating."

.sad world.

8:15am

Homeroom

Me: "I remember when there was NO internet."

All at once a room full of 6th graders start laughing. 

6th grader: "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. WHAT A SAD WORLD."

.thunderdome.

Playground

A few students start to get rough playing football during lunch recess.

Me: "Hey Guys, no tackling. This isn't Thunderdome."

6th grader: (breathing heavy) "What is Thunderdome?"

Me: "Close to what you guys are doing."

.the grey.

Lunch Table

6th Grader: "Have you seen 'The Grey'?"

Me: "No, I haven't. Some of my friends have seen it and told me that it is good."

6th grader: "It is sooooo good!!!"

Me: "Oh yeah, give me two reasons why I should go see it?"

6th grader: "Well, for me, it was the best movie of 2011. And, for me, it was is the second saddest movie ever."

Me: "Really? What is the saddest movie?"

6th grader: "'The Hereafter'."

The Hereafter Trailer

.meat lover.

Hallway

4th Grader: "THIS SCHOOL NEEDS MORE STEAK!!!"

.movies in the arctic.

Me: "Well, it looks like we can't watch the movie on the screen."

Class: "What?!"

Me: "I don't have the right chord that goes into the laptop."

6th grader: "We can huddle around the laptop."

Me: "Not everyone will be able to see the movie."

6th grader: "That is how they do it in the Arctic!"