.sweet smell.

Playground

5 year old: "You smell sweet! Why is that?!"

Me: "It is probably my deodorant."

5 year old: "Deodorant? Boys don't wear deodorant!"

Me: "Some do."

5 year old: (pause) "You right."

.drinkypoo.

lunch room


6th grader (pouring chocolate milk into sprite): (to me) "You want to try some of this?"

Me: "What do you call that?"

6th grader: "A Snow Goblin."

(he drank the whole thing)

.tools of the trade.

Computer Lab

6th grader 1: "You are our only hope, can you fix our computer? It is frozen on a page.

6th grader 2: "Yeah, sure! I will need a brass hammer and a meat cleaver."

6th grader 1: ...............