.humming birds.

8:05 am

6th grader: "Why does the humming bird hum?"

Me: "His wings make that sound, right?"

6th grader: "Because he doesn't know the words."

Me: "Oh." (laughs) "I didn't know it was a joke."

6th grader: "Yeah, I know."

.say cheese.

6th grader: "If the paparazzi were falling me around all the time, I wouldn't have a problem with it at all. I love the camera and the camera loves me."

.tiara squats.

8th grader to me: "Have you considered joining Princess Bootcamp?"

.subrbatory.

2nd grader: "I'm sorry if I'm not myself today, I'm in a bad mood."

Me: "I'm sorry, what is bothering you?"

2nd grader: "I'm moving to the suburbs."

.smoking.

6th grader 1: "Smoking can kill you OR change your life."

6th grader 2: "Or all four."

.cannibalism.

Somehow cannibalism was brought up in history class

8th grader: "Yeah, cannibalism. Like Jeffrey Dahmer."

Teacher: "How do you know about Jeffrey Dahmer?"

8th grader: "From that Ke$ha song."

.hellllloooooooo.

3rd grader: "I just saw a new movie over the weekend. You probably have never heard of it, it is called 'Mrs. Doubtfire'."

.becoming you.

6th grader 1: "Hey! What are you doing with my jean shorts on?!"

6th grader 2: "These aren't yours!"

6th grader 1: "Yeah they are! I left them at your house when I slept over!"

6th grader 2: "Hahaha. I'm becoming you! I'm a part of you now!"

6th grader 1: (frustrated) "NO! That is not how it works!!!"