.rockin valentine.

Valentine from one student to another

6th Grader: "Thank you for bringing me into old rock 'n roll!"

.6th grade Valentine.

Found on a 6th grade valentine

Girl to a Boy:

"Your eyes remind me of two bunnies running through a field."

.just add rain.

6th grader: "If you add rain noises to a sad song, it makes the song a lot more sadder."

.and i'm telling you now.

Lunch Room

2nd Grader: (out of breath) "I just farted and I'm telling you now."

.internet picture posts.

Lunch Room

3rd Grader 1: "I am asking my Mom if I can get Instagram."

3rd Grader 2: (Guffaws) "GOOD LUCK."

.geography. (guest submission)

1st Grader (to Teacher): "Where are you from?"

Teacher: "Finland."

1st Grader: "Oh man, I was SO close!"

Teacher: "Where did you think I was from?"

1st Grader: "I thought you were from Mexico."

.hair cut.

6th grader 1: "You got a haircut!!!"

Me: "I did."

6th grader 1: "You look like Tin Tin!"

Me: "Oh yeah? Thank you."

6th grader 2: "You look like a 1950s cop, but the 'bad cop'."

Me: : "Thank you!"

(This is Tin Tin)

.inside that inside that inside that.

Lunch Room

6th grader walks up with a bag.

Me: "What is in the bag?"

6th grader: "Another bag."

Me: "Oh, like one of those Russian dolls. A bag inside a bag, inside a bag, inside a bag..."

Another 6th grader: (with a mouthful of Rice Krispie Treat) "BAGCEPTION!"